HAHA

anxietyblogger:

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

foodtrucker:

dajeve:

foodtrucker:

turning up to a corporate job interview with a hawaiian shirt and some confidence

You think a big boy like me is scared of a little child like you? Give me a break. Why don’t you go drink some juice and play with your choo choo trains and let us adults do the big boy talk.
You’re a joke

what

jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

thanks

Melanistic servals

viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

amp9ra:

aussie-osbourne:

owligator:

iM GONNA SCREAM

oH MY GOd

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

treatsforme:

http://treatsforme.tumblr.com/

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

warrioru:

SEVERITY OF MENTAL ILLNESS IS NOT A COMPETITION
SEVERITY OF MENTAL ILLNESS IS NOT A COMPETITION
SEVERITY OF MENTAL ILLNESS IS NOT A COMPETITION
~~SEVERITY OF MENTAL ILLNESS IS NOT A COMPETITION~~

SEVERITY OF MENTAL ILLNESS IS NOT A COMPETITION

SEVERITY OF MENTAL ILLNESS IS NOT A COMPETITION

SEVERITY OF MENTAL ILLNESS IS NOT A COMPETITION

unicornempire:

impsexual:

Tea comes in two delicious flavors: hot grass water and hot grass water with a stale lemon aftertaste.

This is… -exactly- how I feel about tea.